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HITMAN: Misses The Mark

HITMAN is the latest stillborn result of a popular videogame series trying to make the perilous transition to lucrative film franchise. Like its predecessors, there are some things that

Critical Mass: 9 of the Sexiest Geek Movies That’ll Ever Stimulate Your Libido

Some people think they brought sexy back. Those people are idiots. Others believe sexy is something they saw on Melrose Place. For those morons, sexy is cut and dry. It’s a linear

THE SAVAGES: A Brute Dramedy

THE SAVAGES is a story about life and growing. I guess a lot of movies are about life and growing, but realistically this story is about confronting the fact that as you go on with you

AWAKE: Don't Sleep Through This Thriller

There are several surprises in store for viewers of AWAKE, the latest thriller to hit the multiplexes of America. Chief among those surprises is that it doesn’t suck, despite the semi-

REVOLVER: Mr. Madonna Strikes Out

REVOLVER is originally a film released in 2005 and apparently failed to be a big deal. In fact, the idiots that run the studios thought it would be a great idea to re-release it and ho

STEEP: Skiing Like You've Never Seen It Before

Let’s get to the main point right away: STEEP is one of the most exciting, heart-in-your-throat, films your likely to see. Ever.

It is a documentary about extreme skiing, about p

CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR: Smart and Entertaining

The Charlie Wilson of CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR is a real life character in every sense of the word “character.” He represented a Texas congressional district that seemed to have few nee

Curt Schleier's Year-End Rant: Best and Worst Films of 2007

Hello, culture lovers. My name is Curt Schleier and I am a freelance writer. I like working alone because I tend to piss people off. I currently live in a monastery. When I first mo

SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET: Sabrina's Rant

While I’ve been thinking about what to say about this movie I’ve actually spent more time wondering what Faith has to say about it more so than how I actually feel about it. Perhaps

SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET: Faith's Rant

I saw SWEENEY TODD today with two of my best friends. One friend loves the musical and thinks it’s the best thing to hit the stage. The other friend knew nothing about the story except

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GODFATHER II: A Masterpiece As Good As The Original

Some sequels are inevitable, due to money or, very rarely, story requirements. In the case of THE GODFATHER, the original made such a splash that a sequel was approved before filming on