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JUNO: Knocks Over Knocked Up

I cannot remember the last time I sat through an entire movie where I got to feel an array of emotions that were not “disgusted” or “let down”. JUNO is Jason Reitman’s wonderfully

CLOVERFIELD: The Best Monster Movie We've Had In A Long Time

If you’re going to see CLOVERFIELD because you’re looking for an in-depth character study or some sort of psychological thriller about an unknown creature or even some version of LOST

UNTRACEABLE: The Internet Can Be A Dark And Scary Place

UNTRACEABLE isn’t some masterpiece of thrilling cinema—it’s a been-there, seen-that type of thriller. But it does a decent job of exposing the very realistic, very scary possibilitie

RAMBO: Not Nearly As Atrocious As Predicted

The most surprising thing about RAMBO is that it isn’t the shoe-in for the 2008 Razzie Award like a lot of us thought it would be. The fourth installment of the “First Blood” franchi

THE AIR I BREATHE: It's Worth Taking A Breath And Jumping In

THE AIR I BREATHE received scathing reviews following its premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival last year. It seemed almost as though the critical establishment had a grudge against Ji

MEET THE SPARTANS: Mankind Is Doomed If This Is The Number One Movie

I really want to like this movie. I want to be able to say that it was so hilarious that I died on the spot because I could not catch my breath. I want to sing this movies praises and

THE EYE: Is It Worth Seeing?

THE EYE is the latest Japanese horror film given a glossy American makeover. It’s not the best of the bunch (THE RING), it’s not the worst of the bunch (ONE MISSED CALL), but is it wo

Official JOHN RAMBO Trailer Is Finally Out

Remember FIRST BLOOD? No? What?! You never saw it? Well, you've got some time to get out there and rent the DVDs of FIRST BLOOD (which is RAMBO I) and then check out parts II and III befo

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: Surprisingly Good

Growing up one of the most avidly watched cartoons in my house was ALVIN AND THE CHIMPMUNKS. These cute little rodents wore their way into my heart so many years ago, and not much has

Sabrina Cognata's Year-End Rant: Worst and Worst of 2007

I guess this article should be subtitled: HOW TO BE AWESOME WITH STYLE: A GUIDE TO HATING EVERYTHING IN A FASHIONABLE WAY. I know these things because I am from Los Angeles: home of

Knocked Up — "I'd Hit It"

I’ve been waiting on KNOCKED UP for a while.

The “aughts” started off
Rogen plays Ben Stone, a stoner who’s working with his friends to launch a celebrity skin website. Katheri

RENDITION: A Wild Ride With A Bumpy Ending

RENDITION is an exciting suspenseful thriller, a morality play on a roller coaster that sadly leaves the tracks just before the ride is over.

It centers on what is known as “extraor

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GODFATHER II: A Masterpiece As Good As The Original

Some sequels are inevitable, due to money or, very rarely, story requirements. In the case of THE GODFATHER, the original made such a splash that a sequel was approved before filming on